Help Wanted: Patriotic Americans

Wanted: A patriotic American devoted to service and excellence

As a former member of the United States Air Force, I am used to a life of self-sacrifice and service to my country. Now, as I embark on this new journey with the goal of serving my country in a new way, I need good team members to work with. In much the same way that I needed to rely on my comrades during my military service, as President of the United States I will require the help of a dedicated team of patriotic Americans to fulfill my duties as the leader of the Free World. Most importantly, I will need a hard-working and single-minded natural born American citizen to serve as my running mate and, starting in 2017, my Vice President.

Both during and after the election campaign, this is a role that encompasses an extreme amount of responsibility. Before the election, you will have to work closely with me in developing policy plans and communicating our message to the voting public. You will be one of the two faces of the campaign, and therefore need to be fully committed to our eventual election victory. After the election, you will take on the full responsibilities of Vice President of the United States and be one step below the Presidency.

This is obviously an enormous amount of responsibility. I am looking for someone who is willing and able to step into this role and put in the necessary work to get the job done. I am looking for someone who has a history of serving their community and their country, in the military or elsewhere. I am looking for someone who has a history of working hard to build a respectable career, and someone who has been an active part of their community.

If you are interested in the position and serious about working to get America back on track, please send your CV and an application letter to